THE RADICAL QUEEN

Of course WE’VE heard the rumors that WILL SMITH and HIS wife JADA are gay, and living in an arranged marriage (Exactly like the one JOHN TRAVOLTA and HIS wife KELLY have) to cover up the truth. WE never took them seriously.

But now that JADA is actually addressing and denying the rumors, as SHE did on an ATLANTA radio show Monday, WE’RE beginning to reconsider.

WE wonder if JADA has ever heard the expression, “Me thinks the lady doth protest too much!”

Added to the fact that WILL spoke candidly last summer of their “OPEN” marriage, this new stance of JADA’S seems cloyingly false.

Who Knows???? Maybe ol WILL IS banging the BEJEEZUZ out of TINY-TOMMY-THE-TURD”S incredibly loose BUNG, as so many have speculated.

It COULD explain the totally ridiculous GRIN TOMMY always has on HIS face whenever HE’S in WILL’S company. It certainly has that FRESHLY FUCKED SILLY quality.

written by THE RADICAL QUEEN \\ tags: GAY CELEBRITY, GAY GAY GAY, JADA PINKETT SMITH, SUBMISSIVE BOTTOM, TOM CRUISE, WILL SMITH

Remember SAM HARRIS?

Back in 1983 HE blew away HIS competition on STAR SEARCH, (The AMERICAN IDOL of its day) winning easily.

SAM, however, was EVERY BIT as flamboyant   (insert “CLEARLY GAY” here if you wish)   as ADAM LAMBERT and HIS career NEVER really took off as it SHOULD.

HOMOPHOBIA was MUCH more rampant 26 years ago, and SAM obviously wasn’t able to overcome it.

NOW it’s 2009 and the TIMES have truly changed. Oh there’s still a LONG way to go, but TODAY’S public MORE than accepts GAY entertainers, just ask ELLEN DEGENERES, ELTON JOHN, NEIL PATRICK HARRIS, GEORGE MICHAELS, KD LANG, JOHN TRAVOLTA or TOM CRUISE. WELL… maybe you shouldn’t ask those last 2… LOL!!!!!!!!!

SO… While SAM didn’t become a SUPER STAR, WE are certain ADAM LAMBERT WILL!!!!

But don’t feel bad for SAM. HE may not have become a “legend on the charts” but HE’S had an active and successful show business career, and HIS music is still readily available on the net.

SAM SURE CAN SING!!!!!!!!! AND…. HE’s been with HIS partner for 12 years…. WHAT A GUY!!!!!!

written by THE RADICAL QUEEN \\ tags: ADAM LAMBERT, TOM CRUISE

WELL DAHHHLINGS….apparently well known, but PUBLICLY CLOSETED GAY BOY about town, HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN, has taken the LIKELY advice of his Management team and asked his BEARD   HAG GIRLFRIEND, RACHEL BILSON to marry him.

As we don’t believe BILSON is a CLOSET LESBIAN, WE can only deduce that HAYDEN has managed to PULL THE WOOL over HER eyes… the POOR misguided THING.

WE imagine that HAYDEN saw TINY-TOMMY-THE-TURD and JOHN REVOLTA    (though JOHN’S wife KELLY is a closeted lesbian and in on the WHOLE thing….The CULT of SCIENTOLOCRAP arranged the SHAM MARRIAGE) as ROLE MODELS for HIS decision.

written by THE RADICAL QUEEN \\ tags: CLOSET, HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN, RACHEL BILSON, TOM CRUISE

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It Appears to US that TINY-TOMMY-THE-TURD shares a TRAINER with SIMON COWELL !

written by THE RADICAL QUEEN \\ tags: american idol, AMERICAN PSYCHO, celebrities, CLOSET, CLOSET TOM, FILM FAG, gay, GAY CELEBRITY, gay satire, HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME, MALE, MAN BOOBS, PP KISSER, QUEER FRIENDLY, SCREAMING QUEEN, tag, TOM CRUISE, TOTAL BOTTOM

HAVING PREVIOUSLY COVERED THE TOPIC OF QUEEN TRAVOLTA….AND HER “EUROPEAN” WAYS….”WE” DECIDED TO SHARE TWO OF “OUR” FAVORITE SEND-UPS OF SCIENTOLOCRAP’S OTHER WORLD FAMOUS MEMBER, TOMMY-THE-TURD. WHILE CLEARLY CREATIVE SPOOFS…BOTH CLIPS DISPLAY AN AMAZINGLY ACCURATE VIEW OF BOTH T-T-T’S ABSURD DEVOTION TO HIS KULT, AND HIS MUCH SNICKERED AT “CLOSETED” STATUS.

written by THE RADICAL QUEEN \\ tags: celebrities, CLOSET, SCIENTOLOGY, TOM CRUISE