THE RADICAL QUEEN

While MISS “COW”LIFORNIA’S Grandmother reports SHE is dating Olympic Sensation MICHAEL PHELPS, PHELPS HIMSELF states that HE is dating NO ONE and currently quite SINGLE!

WE’RE not calling the BOVINE’S Granny a liar. Her Granddaughter probably HAS gone out with the famous Swimmer, just like hundreds of other girls across the country, but WE’D hardly call that DATING!

WE think it’s wishful thinking on GRANNY’S part. PHELP’S is quite possibly AMERICA’S number one “catch,” and WE can’t really blame HER for letting HER imagination get carried away with itself.

PHELP’S is having TOO MUCH FUN to settle down in any way, and women don’t REALLY seem to be holding HIS interest. Which comes as a GREAT relief to HIS boyfriends buddies WE feel sure.

NOW….WE’LL keep OUR promise. NO MORE POSTS FROM THE HERD. But WE’LL NEVER stop posting about MIKEY!!!!!!!!

BTW…do you think that might be MISS “COW”LIFORNIA’S hand reaching for PHELPS’ goodies in the above photo??? WE bet HER Granny thinks it is.

written by THE RADICAL QUEEN \\ tags: Michael Phelps

South Carolina Sheriff, and TOTAL FAME WHORE Leon Lott aint too hard on the eyes, but HE is certainly a MAJOR ASS-WIPE !

HE’S decided NOT to prosecute MICHAEL PHELPS for SMOKING POT…because HE doesn’t have enough EVIDENCE.

OF COURSE, the COMPLETE TOOL knew that from the get go…but HE saw an opportunity to grab HIS fifteen minutes of notoriety…and HE went for it….at the expense of POOR MICHAEL’S PEACE of MIND…and WE hope the good citizens of SC boot HIS despicable ASS out come the next election.

written by THE RADICAL QUEEN \\ tags: ASSHOLE, Michael Phelps, POT, SHERIFF LEON LOTT, TOTAL ASSHOLE, TOTAL TOOL

WE are POSITIVELY DISGUSTED that the POOR BOY felt the NEED to make this apology….to the Chinese or ANYONE ELSE for that matter !!!

HE did nothing wrong…and the STINKING ULTRA – RIGHT WING “RELIGION – NAZI” HYPOCRITES who made him feel he had to are the one’s who should be held up to public ridicule . These people are SUCH ASSHOLES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WE LOVE YOU MICHAEL….and WE don’t give a RAT’S ASS how much POT you smoke….HELL…WE’LL smoke some with YOU if YOU care to stop by OUR palace someday….OUR SHIT is really DIVINE BTW !!!!

BOYCOTT KELLOGGS AND ANY OTHER COMPANY THAT DROPS MICHAEL AS A SPOKESPERSON !

written by THE RADICAL QUEEN \\ tags: APOLOGY, BONG, bulge, HUNKS, MALE, MARIJUANA, Michael Phelps, NUDE, POT, Stud, YOUTUBE

MICHAEL PHELPS

HUFFINGTON POST IS REPORTING:

WISTV reports on a new twist in the Michael Phelps drug saga. The owner of the bong used by the Olympic swimmer tried to sell the piece on eBay — getting himself charged with the party attendees in the process. “Sources say the owner of the bong was trying to sell it on eBay for as much as $100,000,” the paper reports. The bong has been located and confiscated by the police.

Richland County Sheriff Leon Lott defended his decision to go after Phelps, saying he could not ignore lawbreaking in his district.

Senate Judiciary Chairman Patrick Leahy has said he would not prosecute Phelps.

“When I was a prosecutor, I was far more interested in going after armed robbers, murderers and rapists rather than trying to go after some kid for smoking marijuana,” she said.

MICHAEL PHELPS

LA TIMES REPORTS:

On Monday, a newspaper in Columbia published a story that attempted to piece together how the now-infamous photo ended up in a British tabloid.

The State’s story didn’t manage to do that. But it did place Phelps inside the house where, according to the television station’s report, the sheriff’s investigation led to eight arrests.

The newspaper story quotes sources (named and unnamed) who described a party that went on inside the house where the cellphone photo could have been taken early in November:

Crisp bills lay on the Ping-Pong table. But the players crowded around weren’t using paddles.

The game that Monday night in November was high-stakes “beer pong,” a drinking game in which players lob Ping-Pong balls into plastic cups.

Michael Phelps was betting big — and losing.

“I saw Phelps pull out a roll, a bank-wrapped $2,000,” said Michael Whitworth, who had been invited to a house near Five Points after his band played a show at 5 Points Pub (now Sudworks Taphouse).

“He said, ‘I’ll match the $2,000,’ ” Whitworth continued, referring to Phelps. “Good ol’ Phelpsie lost it too.”

And, as for the picture:

The photo that got Phelps, 23, in trouble could have been taken by any of the dozens of partyers at the house that night — or on other nights when Phelps was in Columbia the first week of November.

The story notes that those who attended the party were asked on entering the house to respect Phelps’ privacy and not take photographs.

BUSH’S BONG (THANKS HUFFINGTON POST):

Richland County Sheriff, LEON LOTT, is a BLITHERING IDIOT and a total TURD….He needs to take his ludicrous investigation and SHOVE it UP his FAT DIXIE ASS !!!!

written by THE RADICAL QUEEN \\ tags: BOGART, BONG, bulge, EBAY, HUNKS, LAWMEN GONE BAD, LEGALIZE POT, MALE, MARIJUANA, Michael Phelps, PHELPS, POT, STONED, Stud, STUPID SHERIFFS, TOTAL TURDS

MICHAEL PHELPS

MICHAEL PHELPS

THE RAT BASTARD “POWERS THAT BE” AT KELLOGG’S HAVE DECIDED TO DROP NATIONAL HERO, AND OLYMPIC CHAMPION, MICHAEL PHELPS…OVER HIS RECENT ADMISSION OF SMOKING A LITTLE POT, DURING HIS NON-COMPETITION “OFF” SEASON.

WHAT THE FUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!

DOES KELLOGG’S NOT REALIZE THAT CEREAL IS THE NUMBER 1 CHOICE FOR “THE MUNCHIES” CAUSED BY WEED SMOKING ????????

WHY WITHOUT POT SMOKERS, THEIR PRODUCTS WOULD WALLOW ON THE GROCERY SHELVES, RELEGATED AS THEY WOULD BE, TO MERE BREAKFAST FARE.

“WE” SAY….BOYCOTT KELLOGG’S…..THOSE JUDGMENTAL TURDS DON’T DESERVE “OUR” BUSINESS….BUY RALSTON FOOD’S CEREALS INSTEAD…THEY TASTE THE SAME….AND THEY’RE A HELL OF A LOT CHEAPER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

written by THE RADICAL QUEEN \\ tags: celebrities, HUNKS, MALE, Michael Phelps, NUDE, SPORTS, Stud

THE DESPICABLE “NEWS OF THE WORLD” IS A REPUGNANT RIDICULOUSLY REVOLTING RAG, THAT HAS NEVER PRINTED A WORD OF ACTUAL TRUTH IN ITS SORDID HISTORY…..WHY THIS PICTURE DOESN’T LOOK A THING LIKE THAT DIVINE MICHAEL PHELPS, AND HE REALLY SHOULD SUE THE STINKING CRAP OUT OF THEM…..OF COURSE “WE” LOVE DEAR MICHAEL AS HE MAKES OUR GAYDAR “SHOOT” RIGHT OFF THE “DICK-STER” SCALE.

WELL…”WE” STAND CORRECTED…AS LEGITIMATE NEWS SOURCES (MSNBC) SEEM TO HAVE CONFIRMED IT…..OH WELL….AS “WE” FIRMLY FEEL MARIJUANA SHOULD “NOT” BE ILLEGAL…AND OFTEN ENJOY A PUFF OR TWO WHEN IN AMSTERDAM…”WE” REALLY CAN’T FAULT THE DEAR BOY, EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT HE STUPIDLY ALLOWED HIMSELF TO BE PHOTOGRAPHED.

written by THE RADICAL QUEEN \\ tags: Michael Phelps